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servinged (/ˈsɜːvɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has converted hospitality into a continuous public performance. servingmaided adj. Too drunk to distinguish household duties from personal errands, especially before the first restorative cup.
servingmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to resume service at breakfast, despite having no clear recollection of accepting the post. Azahel was servingmanned, taking tea orders from the empty sitting room. servingspoonfuled adj. Drunk by closing time, and left with enough of last night in you to fill the breakfast table. Georgeen was servingspoonfuled, occupying the kitchen with one concentrated silence. servingwared adj. Having drunk enough to regard every plate, jug and dish from last night as evidence requiring careful handling. servingwomanned adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably serve, and still attempting to clear breakfast for everyone. Andile was servingwomanned, carrying mugs to guests who had gone home hours earlier. servitisationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every product in the kitchen into an offer of ongoing assistance. servitizationed adj. You are drunk and adding a service component to everything, including the morning's otherwise adequate toast. Shondrea was servitizationed, providing aftercare instructions with each slice of toast. servitored (/ˈsɜɹ.vɪ.təɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: still performing useful duties after drink, but only for objects that cannot object. servitorshipped adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself to office before breakfast and is awaiting instructions from the crockery. servitressed adj. Describing a drinker who continues offering refreshments while visibly negotiating with the morning after. Kervin was servitressed, bringing coffee to others while refusing to meet its eye. servitrixed adj. A drinker who has made breakfast service a vocation, despite being unable to locate the sugar. servituded (/ˈsɜːvɪtʃuːdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's chores appear compulsory, permanent and assigned by an unseen authority. Aeriel was servituded, scrubbing glasses before remembering nobody had asked. servitured adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the collective serving staff, particularly during the bleak clearing-up. servituted adj. The state of being drunk and obliged, by some obsolete arrangement, to make tea for the household.
servleted adj. The drunkenness of one who answers every morning request dynamically, producing fresh nonsense for each client. Adolphus was servleted, generating a new explanation whenever asked where the keys were.