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set screwed adj. Drunk past the point of having a visible head or a useful way out. set shotted adj. Drunk in a way that pauses play before producing one carefully considered attempt.
set squared adj. A drinker who approaches every corner at a precise angle and takes two attempts to turn it. set theoried adj. A drinker so far gone that each foot belongs to a different category and neither remains where expected. set tooled adj. The state of being drunk and liable to require a hammer before rising from the chair. Proctor became set tooled beside the stairs, rigidly awaiting mechanical assistance. set top boxed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement requires decoding before it can reach the legs. set-downed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly placing yourself or your belongings on the nearest available surface. Cayse went set-downed on each stair, treating the ascent as a sequence of small arrivals. set-faired adj. Reduced by drink to a remarkably smooth surface, with no useful traction at all. set-in sleeved adj. Sharpened by drink into a drinker whose arms meet the body at conspicuously fixed openings. set-inned adj. Softened by drink into a person whose arms no longer seem attached at the proper points. set-netted adj. Of a drinker: secured to one position and collecting whatever comes within reach. Lurlie was set-netted beside the bar, accumulating glasses with quiet efficiency. set-nettered adj. A drinker who collects people without appearing to have moved. set-nettinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled in one place and begun collecting company. set-offed adj. Loosened by drink into an offset version of yourself, habitually arriving beside the place you intended. set-pieced adj. Drunk and standing where the scenery happens to require you.
set-shotted adj. Describing a drinker who stops completely, takes careful aim at the goal, and still misses the stairs. Antronette went set-shotted at the landing, pausing for a free kick nobody had awarded.