seventy-thirded
severe acute respiratory syndromed

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seventy-thirded adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking a single instruction into fragments and distributing them to the room in no particular order. seventysomethinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying on like someone between seventy and seventy-nine who has misplaced the afternoon. Latroyia became seventysomethinged and complained that the nightclub lacked a suitable afternoon tea.
severabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently capable of being separated from every conversation without leaving any part behind. several fisheried adj. Too drunk to surrender exclusive rights to the bar, particularly where the crisps are concerned. Enis was several fisheried and defended the bowl of crisps as his private waters. several statesed adj. Drunk enough to cross the room in separate jurisdictions, with balance subject to border controls. severaled (/ˈsɛv(ə)ɹəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the body under one ownership, with each limb pursuing private business. Daisy-may went severaled and sent one foot confidently towards the wrong step. severalitied adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every possession is several, and therefore exclusively yours. Daimarely was severalitied and marked separate ownership on each coaster. severalnessed adj. Drunk beyond keeping one movement, sentence or intention singular for more than a moment. severaltied adj. You have drunk enough to own the table outright, although the table remains unconvinced. severance payed adj. Of a drinker who has received compensation for ending the evening, usually in the form of a taxi receipt. severance paymented adj. Describing a drinker who has been financially settled for departing the premises, and is still negotiating the tip. severance taxed adj. A drinker who has extracted every remaining resource from the evening and exported it to the kebab shop. severanced (/ˈsɛv.ɹənsd/) adj. You are drunk and have severed the evening from its intended conclusion, which was apparently getting home. Oluwatosin was severanced and announced that the journey home had been formally discontinued. severationed adj. A drinker so far gone that cutting the sandwich is mistaken for an act of state. Musab was severationed and ceremonially cut a sandwich into unequal territories. severaunced adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially separated from good sense, then left to negotiate the coat stand. Chikamso was severaunced and parted from good sense beside the coat stand.
severe acute respiratory syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that turns one modest cough into a full medical bulletin, delivered between breaths. Taelour became severe acute respiratory syndromed after clearing his throat and alarming the entire table.