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sea hollied adj. Drunk to the point where a spiky coastal plant appears an obvious companion for the journey home. sea holmed adj. Drunk enough to mistake sea holly for a tree and recommend pruning it before supper. sea horsed adj. Drunk past the point of walking upright, yet convinced that an equestrian entrance remains available. sea hounded adj. Describing a drinker who patrols the kitchen for snacks with the patient persistence of a small shark. sea hulvered adj. A drinker so far gone that the prickly houseplant has become an acceptable resting place. sea iced adj. The state of being drunk and immovably settled, cold water untouched on the table. Milcah sat sea iced on the sofa while the glass of water remained respectfully nearby. sea ivoried adj. The drunkenness of one who has become pale, crusty and quietly attached to the kitchen wall. sea jellied adj. Reduced by drink to a wobbling mass that can reach the sofa but not rise from it. Loudon was sea jellied by the time the glass of water reached the coffee table. sea kaled adj. Softened by drink into a salt-loving household vegetable, best left near the kitchen sink. Kikuyo became sea kaled beside the washing-up bowl, pliant and oddly content. sea kidneyed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, floating body that settles wherever the sofa permits. Nancilee was sea kidneyed beneath the blanket, gently detached from the evening. sea kinged adj. Emboldened by drink to command the kitchen as a Viking chief, though chiefly over toast. Lavail went sea kinged and issued orders concerning the toaster from the sofa. sea kraited adj. Slowed by drink to a venomous, semi-aquatic crawl between the sofa and the kitchen. Joevanny moved sea kraited towards the sink, taking one careful minute per tile. sea laced adj. Drunk and trailing through the kitchen in a long, tangled line, as though tied to the sink. sea lampreyed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has been firmly attached to you, parasitically and for the night. Zelina was sea lampreyed to the sofa and declined the perfectly reasonable suggestion of bed. sea laned adj. Drunk enough to establish a regular route between sofa, kitchen, and water glass. sea larked adj. Drunk in a way that produces brief, cheerful calls from the sofa, usually directed at nobody.