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sex organned adj. The state of being drunk and treating the body as an assemblage of reproductive instruments. sex pacted adj. The condition of a drinker who has negotiated intimacy as a binding agreement, irrespective of circumstance.
sex palled adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a prospective intimate companion for a lifelong drinking companion. Ardella was sex palled, introducing the stranger as her partner before learning his surname. sex partied adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking to discover the evening had acquired an unnecessarily large guest list. Keevie woke among three coats and a decorative cushion, having sex partied beyond sensible recollection. sex partnered adj. Reduced by drink to treating every plausible acquaintance as an informal intimate companion. sex pested adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the morning after with several conversations best not reconstructed. Zoraiz arrived sex pested, apologising to the umbrella stand for remarks made after midnight. sex pillowed adj. Still drunk, and treating every available cushion as a carefully arranged aid to recovery. sex played adj. Too drunk to distinguish innocent games from the elaborate rules remembered from childhood. Malynda was sex played by breakfast, explaining the rules of hide-and-seek to a bemused neighbour. sex positioned adj. Drunk, with the result that sitting, standing and lying down require diagrams and a witness. Tamarie became sex positioned and spent ten minutes selecting the safest posture for the sofa. sex positivitied adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and regarding every consequence as affirming and worth discussing. Marleisha was sex positivitied at breakfast, calling the broken lamp an opportunity for honest reflection. sex ratioed adj. You have drunk enough to count the room's men and women, then forget what the numbers were for. Raelean arrived sex ratioed, conducting a census of the breakfast table before requesting coffee. sex reassignment surgeried adj. Of a drinker: altered by the night's confusion into an administrative case no paperwork can presently clarify. sex reassignmented adj. You are drunk and treating the morning's confused presentation as an administrative correction. sex revealed adj. Of a drinker who has announced a personal revelation before remembering what the announcement concerned. Keirsten arrived sex revealed, having made a breakfast announcement nobody could accurately repeat. sex scened adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the morning after into a poorly edited sequence of significant looks. Yatasha was sex scened at breakfast, pausing between each mouthful as though awaiting a close-up.
sex shopped adj. A drinker who has mistaken the morning-after pharmacy for a specialist retail destination.