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sexationalismed adj. Of a drinker: turning anything remotely suggestive into the evening's headline, to the fatigue of everyone nearby. sexavalenced adj. Drunk and forming six household attachments, chiefly to the sofa, kettle and water glass. Muhammadamin was sexavalenced, bonded to six cushions and unwilling to move. sexavalencied adj. Drunk to the point where six separate connections to the sitting room seem necessary. Lavoyce became sexavalencied and connected the sofa to every nearby object. sexboted adj. Drunk enough to respond mechanically to every request for water, blankets or the remote. Caryle got sexboted and fetched the same glass of water three times. sexcapaded (/ˈsɛkskəˌpeɪdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remembering whether the kitchen adventure involved cooking or kissing the fridge. sexcationed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a blanket, the sofa and a glass of water are not a holiday. Meerah sexcationed the sofa, blanket and water glass into a holiday of sorts. sexcentenaried adj. Drunk in a way that makes six hundred years seem an appropriate interval before standing up. sexcessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic arrangement has become needlessly excessive. sexcessoried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary household objects seem insufficiently equipped for the evening. sexcombed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to leave becomes an unsuccessful grasping manoeuvre. Summie was sexcombed by the doorway, grasping unsuccessfully for the handle and then the coat rack. sexdactylied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring six hands to manage one blanket and a glass of water. sexdigitismed adj. Drunk on the strength of having apparently acquired six fingers for counting the remaining cushions. sexdigitisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying an extra finger whenever asked how many drinks were had. sexdomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the kitchen as the whole known world. sexdroided adj. Still drunk, and operating on a simple programme of sofa, blanket, water, repeat. Denisia remained sexdroided, making the same careful journey between sofa and tap. sexductioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish bacterial exchange from passing the last glass of water across the sofa.