sexed
sexinessed

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sexed (/sɛksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one social category from another, or locating oneself within either. Soyoung was sexed and classified everyone at the party by increasingly private criteria. sexennialed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a six-year interval as a reasonable time before leaving the sofa. Storie grew sexennialed and scheduled the next kitchen visit for six years hence.
sexenniumed (/sɛkˈsɛnɪəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a six-year interval as a reasonable estimate for last orders. sexercised adj. Drunk and treating a second round as a legitimate form of physical training. sexered (/ˈsɛksə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where identifying the landlord's new puppy becomes a careful scientific enquiry. sexfested adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary pub gathering is described as an event of alarming intimacy. Jenali got sexfested and called the darts match an evening of considerable physical commitment. sexfighted adj. Drunk enough to turn a disagreement over the jukebox into a contest neither party can properly explain. sexfoiled adj. Drunk past the point of counting petals accurately, but still certain the floral arrangement has six lobes. Yena was sexfoiled and corrected the barmaid's description of the pub's wallflower. sexhaustioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the legs willing to continue but the rest of the evening unable to participate. Adaisia was sexhaustioned and slept through the landlord's announcement about taxis. sexhibitioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the karaoke corner is treated as an erotic performance space. sexhibitionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an audience of the entire pub seem both necessary and appreciative. Bertena turned sexhibitionisted and performed a slow dance beside the coat hooks. sexhooded adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a firm identity to every garment abandoned near the snug. sexificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing flirtation in every request for another packet of crisps. sexillioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting the remaining crisps in units too large for the table. Bahia was sexillioned and claimed there were a sextillion peanuts in the bowl. sexined adj. Drunk by the third round, and concerned chiefly with the outer coating of every grain-like thing. Khalijah became sexined and inspected the pepper on the bar snack.
sexinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding ordinary pub furniture as possessed of considerable personal appeal.