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sexinged adj. Still drunk, and determining the sex of the landlord's chicks with unwarranted confidence. sexipyridined adj. Too drunk to keep six linked rings in mind, but quite content to join the beer mats instead. Jon-luc got sexipyridined and arranged six beer mats into a chain across the table.
sexismed (/ˈsɛksɪzm̩d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to rank the pub's six bar stools by an imaginary hierarchy and defend the order. Meline became sexismed and assigned each bar stool a superior position. sexisted (/ˈsɛksɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to discriminate between two identical bar towels on grounds known only to the drinker. sexisyllabled adj. Having drunk more than enough to make six syllables seem a normal length for ordering crisps. sexithiophened adj. You have drunk enough to stack six organic rings in your mind and call the result a sensible round. sexivalenced adj. You are drunk and carrying six separate charges of confidence into a conversation about the bar tab. sexivalencied adj. Of a drinker: carrying six distinct charges of certainty, each acquired during a separate visit to the bar. Pleasure was sexivalencied and explained the six charges attached to the disputed round. sexlessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to its least suggestive elements: chips, silence and a taxi. Chinmayi was sexlessnessed and discussed nothing but vinegar, receipts and the last bus. sexlored adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a comprehensive theory of romance from one conversation at the bar. Jean-david got sexlored and lectured the dartboard about the history of courtship. sexmobiled adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest parked car into a mobile boudoir, in theory. sexmongered adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is treated as a commercial opportunity of a rather personal kind. sexodimorphismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the differences between the sexes appear scientifically demonstrable in the queue for the lavatory. Mukul got sexodimorphismed and delivered a lecture on the queue's biological divisions. sexoholicked adj. Reduced by drink to treating every household object as a possible romantic encounter. Daylene became sexoholicked and complimented the kettle on its figure. sexologied adj. Drunk on the strength of which every glance acquires a psychological interpretation, usually concerning desire. Mak got sexologied and explained the barmaid's eyebrow to a man polishing glasses.
sexologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of diagnosing the romantic history of everyone within earshot, without credentials.