sexophobed
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sexophobed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding ordinary flirtation as an approaching medical emergency. sexophobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and viewing sexual activity with the grave alarm normally reserved for plumbing. Traveion became sexophobiaed and inspected the sofa for signs of impropriety.
sexorcismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish spiritual deliverance from an ill-advised attempt to improve the evening. sexpated adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the neighbouring town as an overseas destination and the night as cultural exchange. sexpectationed adj. Having drunk enough to anticipate romance from any event containing chairs and a closing time. sexped adj. You have drunk enough to express every thought as a list of symbols, with nesting of doubtful necessity. sexpeditioned (/sɛkspəˈdɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the proposed journey required, and treating the walk to the taxi as an expedition. sexperienced adj. You have drunk enough to regard a prolonged conversation about dating as an individual historical event. sexperimentationed adj. Of a drinker: engaged in exhaustive exploration, eventually discovering that the cupboard contains only tea towels. Jovianne got sexperimentationed and investigated every possible arrangement of the sitting room furniture. sexperimented adj. You are drunk and treating every commonplace suggestion as an opportunity for unprecedented research. sexperted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired authoritative views on romance from one evening and a magazine headline. Jaydalynn became sexperted and offered the newlyweds several unsolicited principles. sexpertised adj. Describing a drinker who has converted modest experience into a complete professional qualification. sexphobed adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly convinced that romance is an administrative hazard. sexphobiaed adj. Still drunk, and regarding any suggestion of intimacy as an avoidable household incident. sexpionaged adj. A drinker who mistakes ordinary charm for covert operations and the pub quiz for a state secret.
sexpiration dated adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that one's romantic usefulness has passed, usually before dessert. Neylani became sexpiration dated and retired from conversation beside the napkins.
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