sexsomniacked
sextetted

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sexsomniacked adj. A drinker so far gone that sleep appears to have taken over the evening's romantic decisions. sexsomniaed (/sɛkˈsɒmni.əd/) adj. A drinker who continues making intimate advances after falling asleep at the table. Jairdan became sexsomniaed and attempted to flirt with the coat beside him.
sexspionaged adj. A drinker so far gone that flirtation is deployed as espionage against the last packet of crisps. sexsurfered adj. The condition of a drinker who moves through other people's hospitality with unwarranted intimacy. sexsurfinged adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes borrowed accommodation for a standing invitation to complicate the household. Egle got sexsurfinged and made the host reconsider offering anyone the sofa. sextagenarianed adj. Drunk enough to regard a spelling error as a settled classification and defend it at length. Michielle was sextagenarianed, defending the spelling error as a settled classification until closing time. sextained adj. Softened by drink into six loosely connected remarks, each returning when the company thought it had finished. Margarett got sextained and delivered the same story in six increasingly gentle sections. sextanned adj. Loosened by drink into a recurring complaint that returned every sixth day, or every six minutes. sextanted (/ˈsɛk.stəntd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate the room's social distances aloud and challenge anyone who disagrees. sextaried adj. Drunk and dispensing old-fashioned measures of hospitality, whether the company requested them or not. sextariused adj. Slowed by drink to measuring every round in ancient quantities, to the irritation of thirsty companions. sexted (/sɛkstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to sending the sixth message of the evening at the sixth apparent hour of daylight. sexteed adj. Drunk to the point where every message received becomes evidence of a relationship requiring immediate discussion. Jonni got sexteed and read each incoming message aloud to the entire table. sextered adj. Drunk enough to send intimate messages to the whole social circle, then seek witnesses to their reception. Mirran got sextered and gave the group updates on replies nobody had asked to see. sexteritied (/sɛksˈtɛɹɪtid/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that experience has made you considerably more capable than it has. Khedra was sexteritied and offered advice nobody had requested.
sextetted (/sɛksˈtɛtd/) adj. Of a drinker: accompanied, in imagination, by five equally unhelpful versions of himself.