searated
search-as-you-typed

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searated adj. Slowed by drink to circle the bar like an ancient fish that has misplaced the tide. Ameliah was searated, taking several minutes to reach the end of the counter. searced (/sɑːsd/) adj. Drunk and filtering the morning into tolerable fragments, retaining the aspirin and rejecting the rest.
search and rescued adj. You are drunk and organising an expedition to recover a phone from the table in front of you. Zariel became search and rescued and sent three people to retrieve her phone. search as you typed adj. Of a drinker who has begun offering answers before the question has finished arriving. Kostantinos became search as you typed and answered every unfinished question in the room. search boxed adj. A drinker who confines every conversation to the first word that catches his attention. search engine optimizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged every remark to attract the largest possible audience. Chinwendu became search engine optimizationed and repeated the toast until the whole pub knew it. search engined adj. The state of being drunk and retrieving an answer for every subject, whether relevant or not. search leakaged adj. Sharpened by drink into revealing private intentions to the first person who asks. search partied adj. Loosened by drink into sending several people after an object that has not been lost. Jaylaa became search partied and recruited the entire table to find her visible handbag. search spaced adj. Emboldened by drink to consider every possible course of action, including the plainly foolish ones. search termed adj. Slowed by drink to reducing every conversation to the one phrase currently in mind. Syia became search termed and repeated ‘late train’ through several unrelated conversations. search treed adj. Drunk and branching from one decision into a hierarchy of increasingly unnecessary alternatives. Omina got search treed and considered four ways to sit down before choosing the floor. search unemploymented adj. Drunk to the point where every possible job seems suitable, provided it begins tomorrow. Timya became search unemploymented and applied for positions she could not pronounce. search wanded adj. Drunk enough to inspect everyone for forbidden objects, beginning with your own pockets. search warranted adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every coat pocket for evidence of somebody else's crisps. Oluwatoyosi got search warranted and examined the cloakroom for contraband sandwiches.
search-as-you-typed adj. Describing a drinker who supplies increasingly specific answers while still misunderstanding the question.
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