search-engine optimizationed
searchroomed

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search-engine optimizationed adj. Reduced by drink to arranging the evening around being noticed, regardless of usefulness. Calex was search-engine optimizationed, arranging breakfast chiefly to be noticed by strangers. search-fued adj. Drunk beyond believing that obscure knowledge is useful merely because you have found it. Blenda got search-fued and explained an obscure railway fact to the departing conductor.
search-lighted adj. Sharpened by drink into directing one bright beam beneath the sofa and nowhere else. search-oriented architectured adj. Drunk in a way that designs the whole evening around finding answers nobody requested. searchabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every private thought becomes readily discoverable. Husein got searchabilitied and made his intentions evident before dessert arrived. searchabled adj. Drunk to a degree that any passing question produces an apparently relevant answer. searchablenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every plan, motive and misplaced object publicly findable. searchboxed adj. A drinker so far gone that every question is entered into the nearest available person. Deseret became searchboxed and treated the taxi driver as a general information service. searched (/sɜːt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is an attempt to find the person who made yesterday's decisions. searchered (/ˈsɜː(ɹ)t͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and looking beneath the sofa for the glass of water already in your hand. searcheressed (/ˌsɜːt͡ʃəˈɹɛsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who searches every cupboard for a clean glass, overlooking the clean glasses. Steacy became searcheressed and opened each kitchen cupboard twice before finding a tumbler. searchershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the household search as an established evening business. searchinged (/ˈsɜːtʃɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to hunting through the kitchen for provisions that were plainly visible. Haran was searchinged, pursuing the biscuits while holding the open packet. searchingnessed adj. Softened by drink into examining every domestic decision as though it concealed a deeper question. searchlighted (/ˈsɜːtʃˌlaɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into casting a broad beam across the kitchen whenever a glass goes missing. Keidrick was searchlighted, sweeping the torch across the draining board and the cat.
searchroomed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the sitting room into an archive open to public inspection. Hasiba became searchroomed and invited everyone to consult the sofa cushions for evidence.