second citied
second fiddled

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second citied adj. Drunk enough to treat the less important town as the proper destination for a glass of water. second classed adj. Drunk past the point of qualifying for anything better than the kitchen's lower shelf.
second cominged adj. Drunk beyond expecting salvation before the kettle has boiled or the sofa has released you. Aideyn was second cominged, waiting on the sofa for a promised return that involved fresh water. second conditionaled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every domestic intention depend on an unlikely if. second contacted adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water has entered the mouth and is still moving inward. second cosmic velocitied adj. You have drunk enough to attempt escape from the pub at a speed exceeding your balance. second cousin once removeded adj. Drunk on the strength of a tenuous family link, offering the sofa's cushion to its descendant. Lawaia became second cousin once removeded and adopted the smallest kitchen chair as family. second cousinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a remote family connection as immediate company in the kitchen. Kt became second cousinned and introduced the kettle as though it were a distant relation. second cranial nerved adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving the kitchen chiefly as a blurred optical arrangement. Empriss second cranial nerved the kitchen, identifying the chips as a blurred optical arrangement. second day covered adj. You are drunk and preparing tomorrow's explanation on whatever scrap of paper is nearest. second derivatived adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every movement by the change in its previous change. second distanced adj. Drunk to the point where everything occupies the middle ground — neither close enough to address nor far enough to ignore. Deshundra was second distanced all evening, hovering between the conversation and the wall. second divisioned adj. Of a drinker who has slipped into the lower half of the evening's table. second downed adj. Describing a drinker who has used the first attempt merely to discover where the floor is. second familied adj. A drinker who has adopted the entire public house as kin, including people waiting for taxis. Reigha became second familied and introduced the doorman as her older brother.
second fiddled adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes accompaniment to somebody else's tune.