second five-eighthedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.second flouredadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.The night took a wild turn when Alanta attempted to befriend a street lamp, visibly second floured.second freedom rightsedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Benediktas decided it was the perfect time to reenact scenes from Titanic with a pool float, demonstrating their second freedom rightsed creativity.second gas effectedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Jernell conducted a passionate debate on the best type of cheese, cheesily second gas effected.second gearedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Marylois proudly wore a traffic cone as a hat, confidently embracing their inner second geared.second gentlemannedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Eviee insisted on hugging everyone in sight, exuberantly second gentlemanned.second girledadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.Merwyn mistook a garden hose for a snake and engaged in a dramatic stand-off, bravely second girled.second gradedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.second graderedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Shaquell challenged a garden gnome to a staring contest, stoically second gradered.second guesseredadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.second halfedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.Dawane recited Shakespearean sonnets to a vending machine, convinced of their newfound talent for dramatic performance while being dramatically second halfed.second handed(/ˌsɛkənd ˈhændd/)adj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.Satara declared themselves the grandmaster of puns, delivering a series of questionable jokes with unmatched confidence in their state of being irresistibly second handed.second helpingedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.second homedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.second impact syndromedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.As the night wore on, Dazhane grew increasingly second impact syndromed and started sharing deep life philosophies with a street sign.second imperativedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Qwen created a masterpiece with spaghetti and ketchup, feeling like a culinary genius in their second imperatived state.