Seefeldered
Segwayed

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Seefeldered adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home acquires the solemn importance of an Alpine expedition. Audray was Seefeldered, consulting the station map as though it showed a mountain pass. Seeked adj. Drunk on the strength of a sacred conviction that the missing phone is somewhere in your own hand. Rosin was Seeked, searching reverently for the phone already held in his hand.
Seekered adj. Drunk to the extent of waiting for a revelation about whether another round has already been ordered. Ginae was Seekered, declining the taxi until the next instruction arrived from somewhere. Seekerismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an inward conviction that organised last orders are spiritually corrupt. Jeremiah became Seekerismed and waited for the bar to reveal its own closing time. Seekhed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the obsolete spelling everyone else’s problem for the evening. Torrica got Seekhed and corrected the invitation before anyone could stop him. Seeley's pigsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and as immovable as iron blocks left in a dockyard. Zoheb was Seeley's pigsed beside the coat stand, resisting every suggestion of departure. Seelied adj. Drunk by the third round, and benevolently inclined towards every coat and chair in the room. Mckella was Seelied, offering the cloakroom attendant a sincere blessing and her own scarf. Seemanova syndromed adj. Drunk, with the result that coordination fails in several systems at once, particularly when descending. Opie became Seemanova syndromed and required both Jordan-junior and the wall for the final steps. Sefer Torahed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unrolling the route home one careful handwritten instruction at a time. Kelson was Sefer Torahed, reading the bus timetable with considerable reverence. Sefirat Ha'Omered adj. Too drunk to count the rounds without announcing the number after each one. Marychristina was Sefirat Ha'Omered, counting drinks aloud while losing track of the weekday. Segaed (/ˈseɪ.ɡəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the last arcade game for a reliable route home. Parke was Segaed, steering towards the taxi rank by the flashing signs of a closed arcade. Segawa syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can politely process, with the coat refusing to cooperate. Scarlett-rose was Segawa syndromed, repeatedly offering one sleeve to the cloakroom attendant. Segestanned adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home an archaeological undertaking. Charlie-jade was Segestanned, excavating the handbag for keys beneath several receipts. Segovianed adj. You are drunk and directing the taxi by landmarks that ceased to exist years ago. Myliana was Segovianed, sending the cab past a cinema demolished in 2008. Segugio Italianoed adj. Of a drinker: nose-led towards the nearest open takeaway, despite all stated intentions of going home. Venezia was Segugio Italianoed, following the smell of chips past the waiting taxis.
Segwayed (/ˈsɛɡweɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has replaced walking home with a determined, self-balancing glide. Zilah was Segwayed, crossing the pavement upright but negotiating every kerb personally.