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secret historied adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently revising the evening into an account that excludes your decisions. secret inked adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving invisible instructions everywhere except where anyone can read them. secret menued adj. Softened by drink into treating the fridge as an unadvertised takeaway, known only by word of mouth. secret of Polichinelled adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing what everybody already knows, particularly in the kitchen. secret policed adj. Loosened by drink into patrolling the kitchen for dissent, surveillance extending to the cheese drawer. secret reciped adj. Emboldened by drink to demand the hidden method behind whatever has just been served. secret sauced adj. Slowed by drink to regard an unidentified condiment as the household's principal culinary mystery. secret serviced adj. Drunk and conducting espionage between the kitchen and sofa, with the water glass under observation. secret sharinged adj. Drunk to the point where one confidence is divided among the household before anyone can reconstruct it. secret shoppered adj. Drunk enough to inspect the kitchen as an anonymous customer, then leave a review of the leftovers. secret societied adj. Drunk past the point of admitting that the sofa gathering has acquired rules, ranks and a password. secret socked adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the unmatched item on the floor is clothing rather than a small bowl. Chaseton got secret socked and placed the stray garment beside the glass of water. secret squirrelled adj. Drunk in a way that conceals the biscuits badly and then forgets where they were put. Lamontray became secret squirrelled and hid the crisps behind the clean tea towels. secretabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary household fact appears capable of being kept secret. Zesar was secretabilitied, insisting the missing keys were an ordinary household secret. secretaged adj. Drunk to a degree that the fur-lined coat becomes a perfectly reasonable place to sleep. Ryahn got secretaged and settled on the sofa, wrapped in the winter coat. secretagoginned adj. Drunk to the extent of secreting calcium-binding certainty about the proper position of every cushion.