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SG'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where a simple instruction can retain its chain of command. Lorenn was SG'd and issued the coat stand three conflicting instructions. SGA'd adj. A drinker who has made one private preference the evening's most serviceable acronym. Ashyla got SGA'd and explained the initials to someone waiting for the lavatory. SGBS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several unrelated angles, compensations and points of contact. Kahleel was SGBS'd, meeting the banister, wall and carpet during one short descent. SGBV'd adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary disagreement is narrated as a formal incident and the stairs become hostile territory. Lacasha went SGBV'd and documented the banister's refusal to co-operate. SGCAPS'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost the distinction between capitals and the unrelated symbols beneath them. Thadis got SGCAPS'd and addressed the entire table in emphatic upper-case gestures. SGD'd adj. The state of being drunk and issuing spoken instructions that a machine, and nobody nearby, can use. Irelynn was SGD'd after last orders and told the taxi to recalculate the entire evening. SGL'd adj. Drunk to the point where every distant light is being bent into a personal message. Raife was SGL'd, claiming the optics above the bar were arranging themselves in his honour. SGLF'd adj. Drunk enough to focus the whole evening through one improbable point, usually the crisps. Getsemani was SGLF'd, concentrating every conversation upon a single salt-and-vinegar packet. SGM'd adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself sergeant major of the pub's minor operations. Michalia went SGM'd and organised the crisps, stools, and queue with brisk authority. SGO'd adj. Drunk and granting the unattended bar plant full responsibility for your welfare. Nickolette got SGO'd and appointed the pub's rubber plant temporary guardian of her handbag. SGR'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible confidence, repeatedly reporting minor noises as celestial emergencies. Ceylin got SGR'd and evacuated the kitchen after hearing the refrigerator settle. SGRAM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and recalling every graphic detail of the night at random. Azaleigh got SGRAM'd and replayed the landlord's raised eyebrow in vivid fragments. SGS'd adj. Drunk to the point where the face retreats from the argument and the rest of the evening follows. Dezerey was SGS'd by midnight, sitting quietly while her expression migrated away from the conversation. SGSD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every sentence branch into thin, grassy shoots. Jaeda was SGSD'd and generated fresh topics whenever one seemed to end. Sgawed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish the kitchen from the sitting room. Delesa was Sgawed, offering the sofa a seat at the table. Sgted adj. You have drunk enough to issue instructions while forgetting the rank of the person receiving them. Kujuan was Sgted and ordered the coat stand to secure the staircase.