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sherried (/ˈʃɛɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard fortified wine as a sensible basis for further logistics. Marciano got sherried and attempted to organise the group's departure by regional rail. sherriffed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you enforce the rules while repeatedly breaking the banister. sherrificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to oxidise gradually between the penultimate round and the taxi home. sherrised adj. Having drunk more than the evening can properly account for, with the old wine still in evidence. sherry vinegared adj. You have drunk enough to turn the final round sharp, preserving every detail of the argument. Logon got sherry vinegared and catalogued the taxi fare with remarkable acidity. sherryvalliesed (/ʃɛɹɪˈvælɪzd/) adj. You are drunk and dressed for a long ride, though the nearest saddle is a bar stool. Jameel arrived sherryvalliesed and insisted the coatroom was a suitable mounting point. sherutted (/ʃeɪˈɹuːtd/) adj. Of a drinker: travelling communally, with several destinations and no settled agreement about any of them. sherwanied adj. Of a drinker who has buttoned themselves up for the journey home and cannot find the buttons. sherwoodited (/ˈʃɜːwʊdaɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become angular, mineral and unexpectedly difficult to carry downstairs. shetadlanned adj. Reduced by drink to an intercessor for your own arrangements, with friends petitioning authority on your behalf. Nashiya was shetadlanned, and Mercedies negotiated with the doorman for one more minute. shetadlanuted adj. Sharpened by drink into a professional appeal on behalf of companions who would rather not speak themselves. shetanied adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home acquires an unhelpful supernatural escort. Maddex shetanied home, with the coat rack apparently following. shetared adj. Describing a drinker who produces an elaborate receipt for a debt nobody remembers incurring. shethed (/ʃɛθd/) adj. The state of being drunk and projecting downward beneath the evening's beam towards the exit. shetlanded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become lightweight, loosely twisted and difficult to fold into a coat. Anjalina was shetlanded and unravelled gently across the back seat of the taxi. shetted adj. A drinker who has shed the evening's timetable, coat and intention to leave separately.