shiestied(/ˈʃaɪstid/)adj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Ryosuke showcased their talent for interpretive dance in the middle of a busy intersection, mesmerizing passersby with their expressive shiestied movements.shift dressedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.shift keyedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.The Uber driver raised an eyebrow at Turea, who was undeniably shift keyed and struggling to remember their address.shift leadedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Jaxxson conducted a full orchestra using nothing but kitchen utensils, impressively shift leaded.shift leveredadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.shift lockedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Rayjean attempted to convince a brick wall to reveal its secrets, impressively shift locked.shift registeredadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.shift stickedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.shift workedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.Stumbling out of a taxi, Hardy declared they were ready for round two, visibly shift worked.shift workeredadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Sadye attempted to solve a Rubik's cube with their eyes closed, convinced they had cracked the code to success in their state of being bewilderingly shift workered.shiftabilitiedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.Samay attempted to make a pancake using a frisbee and a candle, showcasing their inventive side while being utterly shiftabilitied.shiftaedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.shiftagedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.The police officer raised an eyebrow as Damanveer passionately defended their decision to hug a mailbox, looking slightly disheveled and very shiftaged.shifted(/ʃɪftd/)adj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.shifted geometric distributionedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Bryann believed they were a world-class chef and attempted to cook a gourmet meal using only ketchup and crackers, showcasing their shifted geometric distributioned culinary skills.shifteedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.