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shigatoxinned adj. Too drunk to keep the evening contained, leaving every nearby conversation abruptly divided into two active strains. shigellaed (/ʃɪˈɡɛləd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the lavatory into the principal venue of the evening. Zichen grew shigellaed and spent the rest of the night near the lavatory door. shigellosised (/ˌʃɪɡəˈləʊsɪsd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired an urgent acquaintance with the pub lavatory. shigged adj. Of a drinker: counting the evening in obsolete small coins, each one apparently sufficient for another half. shigglesed adj. A drinker so far gone that toilet humour has become the evening's governing principle. Darcie-belle got shigglesed and found the pub sign vastly funnier than intended. shigramed adj. The state of being drunk and conveyed home in spirit by whatever animal can be persuaded to pull. shigrampoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a slow, swaying passenger in an imaginary carriage. Obey was shigrampoed, swaying slowly in the imaginary carriage between sofa and sink. shih tzued adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a small, long-haired dog inspecting a carpet. Jimmica was shih tzued, taking several minutes to cross the sitting room. shih-pooed adj. Reduced by drink to a small, overfriendly companion with a suspiciously well-groomed appearance. shihon-bashiraed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a supporting pillar, preferably where the ring or bar is visible. Graylynn was shihon-bashiraed, supporting the corner while the last customers left. shihpooed adj. Softened by drink into a small, affectionate creature that cannot quite manage the furniture. shii treed adj. Sharpened by drink into a dark, spreading presence, rooted firmly beside the fruit machine. Davette stood shii treed by the bar, branching into several separate conversations. shiied (/ʃɪ(ː)d/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person for whom last orders and last words are equally negotiable. shiikuwashaed adj. Loosened by drink into a tart, small-citrus cheerfulness that travels readily between tables. shiitaked (/ʃiːˈtɑːkeɪd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to become brown, soft, and unexpectedly welcome on a plate. shijiangshanited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavy, pale-red object being carefully moved across a mantelpiece.