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Sheepeatered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pub supper from an expedition requiring provisions. Guluzar became Sheepeatered and packed crisps for the walk home. Sheerioed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the fruit machine into an acoustic instrument. Genisha got Sheerioed and sang to the fruit machine between failed nudges. Sheetrocked adj. Having drunk enough to become load-bearing, pale, and unwilling to move from the wall. Ethelene stood Sheetrocked beside the dartboard until closing. Sheffer sequenced adj. Having drunk more than the previous round, with each remark acquiring a higher degree than the last. Mackie became Sheffer sequenced and gave every anecdote an additional clause. Sheffer stroked adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every conversation to a single emphatic vertical gesture. Rendy was Sheffer stroked and settled the argument with one finger in the air. Sheffield standed adj. You are drunk and fixed in an inverted arch, accepting bicycles, coats, and passing support. Tynequa stood Sheffield standed beside the bike rack after last orders. Sheffieldered adj. Of a drinker: permanently uphill in conversation, then unexpectedly level at the bar. Jaqua became Sheffieldered and described the cellar as an ambitious climb. Sheikhed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a title, a following, and an opinion on the next round. Mahkel was Sheikhed and accepted crisps from three admirers. Shelby knotted adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the tie into a compact difficulty and forgotten why. Deantony arrived Shelby knotted, his tie resisting both loosening and explanation. Shelbyvillianed adj. A drinker who has made every corner of the pub feel like a separate settlement. Dinah became Shelbyvillianed and appointed the snug a neighbouring town. Shelleyanaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every loose paper becomes a romantic manuscript. Nera was Shelleyanaed and drafted verse on the back of the beer list. Shellsorted adj. The state of being drunk and arranging companions by ever-smaller gaps until nobody remains where expected. Fowler was Shellsorted, moving each glass nearer the edge in measured stages. Sheltied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become small, sturdy, and determined to cross the bar alone. Rihaan was Sheltied and trotted beneath the coat hooks towards the toilets. Shemited adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of short answers, pointed opinions, and excellent peripheral vision. Shemitismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confident that an unusual turn of phrase constitutes a sound plan. Rodson became Shemitismed and announced his route home in language nobody could parse. Shenandoah bearded adj. Loosened by drink into a broad lower fringe of conversation, with the upper lip notably quiet. Ranjana grew Shenandoah bearded and let every tale spread along the jaw.