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shiksed adj. Drunk and treating an attractive stranger as a public engagement rather than a private person. Emmitt got shiksed and introduced Tona to everyone, including Tona herself twice. shiksehed adj. Drunk to the point where every attractive stranger is greeted as a significant personal discovery. Berman became shiksehed and announced Chilli's arrival as though the evening had been arranged for her. shikshakarmied adj. Drunk past the point of supervising anyone's education, while still correcting the room's manners. shikumened adj. Drunk beyond the point where conversation can proceed without walls, thresholds and a guarded courtyard. shilajeeted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company expecting a tar-like remedy for every subsequent decision. shilajited adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface acquires a tacky medical importance for the person beside you. shilded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an accent that turns every request for the coats into a foreign announcement. Makyleigh was shilded by last orders, asking for her coat in a convincing but unrecognised accent. shiledared adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing oneself a household soldier and issuing orders from the sofa. shilfaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and fluttering through the party while the company quietly protects the crockery. Tennis was shilfaed and made Thienlong relocate the wine glasses beyond wing height. shilfed adj. Drunk on the strength of straw arguments, reeds of reasoning which everyone else must stand through. shilingied adj. Drunk by the third round, and dividing the bill into a hundred tiny obligations for everyone present. shillabered adj. Still drunk, and confidently persuading the company that each doubtful proposition was their own idea. shillalaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a traditional club from an ordinary walking stick, but keen to demonstrate both. shillalaghed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the nearest knobbed stick as a ceremonial instrument of authority. Tyvin went shillalaghed and appointed Lysha keeper of the club before losing the club. shillalahed adj. Having drunk enough to carry a knobbed club through polite company as though it completed the costume. shillalied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a wooden club, with a conspicuous knob at the end.