shipcarveredadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Hanisha performed a dramatic monologue about the wonders of cheese, dramatically shipcarvered.shipcraftedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Onlookers gasped as Raymell attempted to climb a streetlamp, their shipcrafted determination on full display.shipentinedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Rayea attempted to reenact a scene from a movie with a penguin statue, looking completely shipentined.shipfickedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.shipfitteredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Ryce sported a mismatched outfit and a smile, proudly owning their reputation for being delightfully shipfittered.shipfittingedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.shipfulledadj.Impaired by alcohol.Surprised to find a traffic cone on their head, Rikka was thoroughly shipfulled.shipfyrdedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Sitting at a bus stop, Rhonda regaled a squirrel with tales of adventure, sounding increasingly shipfyrded.shipgirled(/ˈʃɪpˌɡɜːld/)adj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Melisa constructed a pillow fort and declared it their new kingdom, regally shipgirled.shiphandleredadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.Lionela initiated a deep philosophical discussion with a rubber duck in the bathtub, exploring the meaning of life in their shiphandlered state.shiphandlingedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Ashmi took up painting with ketchup, creating a masterpiece while being unmistakably shiphandlinged.shipholderedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.shipkeeperedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Everyone at the bar knew that Niaomi was the most consistently shipkeepered patron.shipkeepingedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.shipkilleredadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.In the middle of the bar, Savhannah found themselves inexplicably shipkillered.shiplapedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.