shit goblinnedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Amidst the laughter and music, Realyn found themselves alone on the dance floor, swaying in a slightly shit goblinned manner.shit heelledadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Regna passionately declared their undying love for a street sign, with a touch of shit heelled.shit housedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Senika emerged from the party, looking somewhat triumphant but undeniably shit housed.shit listedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Dallee was found deep in conversation with a shoe, discussing the meaning of shoelaces and toe comfort, a classic example of being shit listed.shit loadedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.The day after the party, Rhory found themselves covered in glitter and with a feeling of being slightly shit loaded.shit luckedadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.shit paradedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.shit sandwichedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.shit showed(/ʃɪt ʃoʊd/)adj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Collapsing onto a beanbag chair, Jeconiah sighed, feeling wonderfully shit showed.shit soupedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.shit stabberedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.shit stained(/ˈʃɪt steɪnd/)adj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.shit stickedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.shit stirreredadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.Balancing a drink on their head, Rielle demonstrated their impressive party trick, appearing surprisingly shit stirrered.shit talkedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.shit talkingedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Shondalyn proudly displayed their collection of rubber ducks, looking somewhat shit talkinged.