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shit testered adj. Drunk and continuing to provoke, even after forgetting what answer the provocation was meant to establish. shit ticketed adj. Drunk to the point where the smallest paper becomes an official document requiring careful morning filing. shit tonned adj. Having drunk enough to produce an enormous amount of conversation, most of it addressed to people leaving. shit-bowled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest available vessel more compelling than the long journey home. Hollan shit-bowled beside the coat stand, finding the vessel preferable to the journey home. shit-browned adj. Drunk enough to regard the bathroom's darkest shade as a faithful account of the morning's complexion. shit-canned adj. Having drunk enough to confuse a latrine receptacle with a sensible destination for personal belongings. shit-cartered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing refuse collection from a respectable morning occupation. Suzetta woke shit-cartered and offered to inspect every lavatory before breakfast. shit-disturbered adj. The drunkenness of one who seeks out settled arrangements chiefly to render them less so. Anna-bella grew shit-disturbered and queried the rules of a game nobody was playing. shit-eatered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen bin as a source of culinary possibility. Matilyn was shit-eatered after last orders, regarding the kitchen bin as a promising culinary resource. shit-eating grinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a broad, self-conscious smile fixed through the first account of last night. Thaisha arrived shit-eating grinned, smiling knowingly whenever anyone mentioned the unattended microphone. shit-eating smiled adj. Drunk, with the result that embarrassment and satisfaction share the same broad expression until lunchtime. shit-fitted adj. Loosened by drink into a frantic outburst, with the composure of childhood and the vocabulary of an adult. Azumi grew shit-fitted after losing at darts to someone who had not been keeping score. shit-for-brainsed (/ˈʃɪt fɚ ˌbɹeɪnzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes yesterday's obvious answer inaccessible until the headache has formally concluded. shit-heelled adj. Drunk on the strength of poor decisions, shabby conduct, and a morning unwilling to defend either. Annasofia looked shit-heelled over breakfast, returning the umbrella without explaining its overnight journey. shit-loaded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person carrying an enormous quantity of confidence and very little balance. shit-showed adj. Drunk in a way that converts an ordinary evening into a public demonstration of preventable disorder. Waino became shit-showed after the second round and began auditing the pub’s furniture.