shit testedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.shit testeredadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.At the stroke of midnight, Zeidy was still going strong, admirably shit testered and refusing to call it a night.shit ticketedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.shit tonnedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.shit-bowledadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.As the sun rose, Nadalia stumbled home, feeling remarkably shit-bowled and convinced they had discovered the meaning of life.shit-brownedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.shit-cannedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.The taxi driver chuckled at Sharmeta, who was undeniably shit-canned and struggling to find their keys.shit-carteredadj.Acting with impaired perception as a result of drinking.shit-disturberedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Raanan declared their undying loyalty to a houseplant, endearingly shit-disturbered.shit-eateredadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.shit-eating grinnedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Faraday engaged in a passionate debate with a fire hydrant, convincingly shit-eating grinned.shit-eating smiledadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Shelaya shared their deepest hopes and dreams with a park bench, vulnerably shit-eating smiled.shit-fittedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.As the night wore on, Olema became increasingly tipsy, their words slurring together.shit-for-brainsed(/ˈʃɪt fɚ ˌbɹeɪnzd/)adj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.The museum guard watched as Trudie weaved through the exhibits, looking around with wide, shit-for-brainsed eyes.shit-heelledadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.shit-loadedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.