shitbaitedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.shitballedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Attempting to pet a passing dog, the bystanders knew Lesbia was undeniably shitballed.shitbeastedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.With a sheepish grin, Joakim entered a pet store and declared themselves the official spokesperson for the parakeets, proudly showcasing their detailed knowledge of bird trivia.shitbirdedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.Zylie mistook a mailbox for a confessional booth and poured out their deepest secrets, in a truly shitbirded state.shitbiscuitedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.shitbowledadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Jacqulynn initiated a deep conversation with a garden gnome, showcasing their philosophical side when shitbowled.shitboxedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.shitbrainedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.shitbreathedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Shaunak stumbled in, looking utterly shitbreathed.shitbucketedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Samisha challenged a street sign to a staring contest, confidently shitbucketed.shitbulledadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.shitbumedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Schlonda attempted to order pizza from a fax machine, fully shitbumed.shitburgeredadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Dimitria enthusiastically debated the merits of different cloud shapes, intellectually shitburgered.shitcannedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Quashana attempted to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, clearly shitcanned.shitcockedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.Upon a bench, Quentel dozed off peacefully, appearing blissfully shitcocked.shitcoinedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.After a night of being thoroughly shitcoined, Davette woke up spooning a cactus.