shitcomedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Laquasha attempted to order pizza with chocolate syrup, clearly shitcomed.shitcuntedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.Over brunch, Ridger recounted their adventures, admitting to being embarrassingly shitcunted.shitcunteriedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.shitdickedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.shitdomedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.shiteateredadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Prabal convinced a passing pigeon to join their imaginary rock band, promising fame and fortune in the world of shiteatered music.shitebagedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.shited(/ʃaɪtd/)adj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.shitefacedadj.Being under the influence with lowered inhibitions and distorted judgment.Across the room, Tymoteusz shared a heartfelt monologue about the joys of cheese, sounding oddly shitefaced.shitehawkedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.shiteheadedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Sannon recited Shakespeare to a group of pigeons, embodying their dramatic shiteheaded.shiteloadedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Wisper sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" with a street performer, harmonizing beautifully while being shiteloaded.shitepoked(/ˈʃaɪtpəʊkd/)adj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.shitfacedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.Kwanzaa decided to start a book club with a stack of coasters, passionately discussing the merits of each coaster's design in a moment of truly shitfaced literary analysis.shitfestedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Ravleen started a sing-along in the elevator, harmoniously shitfested.shitfightedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.At the stroke of midnight, Inas stood on a table, proposing a toast to the moon, feeling thoroughly shitfighted.