shituationed
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shituationed adj. You are drunk and convinced that a deteriorating set of circumstances is responding to your leadership. shitwaded adj. Of a drinker: unpleasant, obstructive and rude enough to make an entire group reconsider its departure time.
shitwaffled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an insult from an invitation. shitwared adj. Drunk beyond the point where any subsequent decision can be improved by software. Majorlynn was shitwared and attempted to update the pub's till. shitweaselled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small, dishonest escape seem administratively necessary. Silvanus got shitweaselled and left through the kitchen with the receipts. shitweeded adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing inconvenience receives a botanical assessment. Anoosha became shitweeded and identified the pavement as an inferior specimen. shitwited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes simple instructions seem unnecessarily ambitious. Rozel was shitwited and put the key in the umbrella stand. shitworked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating minor errands as unpaid manual labour. shiured (/ˈʃiː.ɚd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a lesson whose conclusion has been lost but whose delivery continues. Jayleon became shiured and taught the taxi driver a passage he could not locate. shivaed (/ˈʃɪvəd/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting a prolonged observance for the evening that has ended. shivahed adj. Too drunk to maintain the customary period of mourning for a lost train of thought. shivambued adj. Sufficiently drunk to consider an old therapeutic practice before considering water. Issabel became shivambued and read the bottle label with undue seriousness. shivareed (/ʃɪvəˈɹiːd/) adj. Still drunk, and producing a ceremonial racket from cookware for reasons no longer recoverable. shivaried adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an ordinary departure for a public celebration. shived (/ʃaɪvd/) adj. You are drunk and arranging the last slice as though it were a useful instrument.
shivered (/ˈʃɪvəd/) adj. Of a drinker: the body has begun offering its own weather report.
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