shock-stalledadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.shockabilitiedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.Quinterra attempted to break a world record for the most consecutive high-fives with a streetlamp, fully committed to their shockabilitied endeavor.shockdogedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Karlissa attempted to take a selfie with a fire hydrant, a sign of their adventurous spirit while being shockdoged.shocked(/ʃɒkd/)adj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.shocked Pikachuedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Rolling on the floor laughing, Kaiyaan was undeniably shocked Pikachued after a few too many cocktails.shocked quartzedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Pompey gave a heartfelt speech about the importance of rubber ducks in modern society, emotionally shocked quartzed.shockednessedadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.shockeedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.Safah attempted to high-five a statue, completely oblivious to the fact that they were the only one celebrating, in their state of being incredibly shockeed.shockered(/ˈʃɒkəd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.shockerooedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.At the party, Sofiana passionately defended the artistic merit of stick figures, appearing oddly shockerooed.shockfickedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.shockfrontedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.shockheadedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Ranoda passionately discussed the existential crisis of a banana peel, fully shockheaded.shockiedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.The cat meowed back at Daesia, who thought they were speaking fluent feline, clearly shockied.shocking pinkedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.shockinged(/ˈʃɒkɪŋd/)adj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.