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shoeflied adj. A drinker so far gone that the chair appears to be an animal and rocking seems advisable. shoefulled adj. The condition of a drinker who has filled one shoe with something and considers the arrangement sound. Brithney was shoefulled, having poured the last of the cider into a trainer. shoegasmed adj. The drunkenness of one who derives disproportionate pleasure from a new pair of shoes. Zuria was shoegasmed, admiring her boots under the fruit machine's light. shoegazed (/ˈʃuːˌɡeɪzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to staring at your footwear while the conversation passes overhead. shoegazered adj. Softened by drink into a musician whose performance consists chiefly of looking down at his shoes. Hui went shoegazered and played three chords beneath the pub's fruit machine. shoegazinged (/ˈʃuːˌɡeɪ.zɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a detached performer, effects pedals working harder than the conversation. Alayziah got shoegazinged and made the jukebox sound wistful by standing beside it. shoegeared (/ˈʃuːˌɡɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Loosened by drink into a current-conducting part of the railway, passing energy wherever contact permits. shoehorned (/ˈʃuːˌhɔːnd/) adj. Drunk and persuading ill-fitting people, plans, and opinions into the same small space. shoeicide bombered adj. Drunk to the point where a harmless shoe becomes an alarming delivery system for misplaced confidence. shoeing-horned adj. Drunk past the point of putting a foot anywhere without first making room for it. Maguire was shoeing-horned, using a menu to guide one boot beneath the table. shoeinged adj. Drunk enough to fit every passing animal with imaginary horseshoes before it leaves the bar. Latoy was shoeinged and tried to equip the landlord's terrier for the journey home. shoeingsmithed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary shoe fitting, forging elaborate ironwork for creatures that are not present. shoelace tied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you dressed for a wedding, but unable to explain the tie. Tydan arrived shoelace tied, wearing a neat neckpiece and no recollection of acquiring it. shoelaced (/ˈʃuːˌleɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stand becomes an intricate fastening exercise. Kolsten was shoelaced, repeatedly securing a boot that was already firmly tied. shoelacinged adj. Drunk to the extent of fastening the evening together strand by strand, then losing the ends. Tsuneo became shoelacinged and spent closing time tightening everyone else's loose arrangements. shoelessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and divested of footwear, with dignity likewise somewhere beneath the table.