short cuttedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.At the office party, Quilla shared a joke that was a bit too short cutted for the occasion.short divisionedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Perched on the edge of the sofa, Heard pontificated on the state of global affairs, a discourse only slightly marred by their unmistakable state of being profoundly short divisioned.short dozenedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Reni confidently held a conversation with a fire hydrant, showing their unparalleled level of short dozened.short drinkedadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.short droppedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.short edadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Surrounded by empty beer cans, Pypper declared themselves the king of the couch, proudly short ed.short end of the stickedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.short endedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.short essedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.short exact sequencedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.short eyessedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.Shiran found themselves locked out of their own house, frustratingly short eyessed.short file namedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Saynab proudly declared themselves the mayor of the party, promising to lead with wisdom and dance moves, embodying the spirit of leadership even in a short file named state.short filenamedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.The night took a hilarious turn when Taide attempted to teach a pineapple to breakdance, demonstrating their surprisingly agile short filenamed moves.short filmedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.short finalsedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.short formedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Elano organized a dramatic reading of a shampoo bottle label, theatrically short formed.