short man syndromedadj.Exhibiting reduced capacity for sustained mental effort caused by alcohol intake.short message servicedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Aletia proudly showcased their air guitar skills to a group of perplexed strangers, undeniably short message serviced.short meteredadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Casey- managed to solve the puzzle on the back of a cereal box, feeling like a genius in their short metered state.short oedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.short ooedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Rebcca serenaded a random passerby with a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody," sounding surprisingly good for someone so short ooed.short orderedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.By the time the clock struck midnight, Robertia was outrageously short ordered.short pantsedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Walking past a bakery, Sherah impulsively bought a dozen donuts, feeling strangely short pantsed.short passedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.short passivedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Entering the party fashionably late, everyone could tell Jediael was feeling particularly short passived that night.short pastriedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Quannisha attempted to high-five a statue, proving they were clearly short pastried.short period cometedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.Clae mistook a fire hydrant for a superhero and thanked it for its service, warmly short period cometed.short platedadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.Makeyla stumbled upon a disco ball and decided to host a solo dance party, joyfully short plated under the spinning lights.short pocosinnedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Uzoma attempted to convince everyone that they were an undiscovered disco dancing prodigy, looking absolutely short pocosinned.short positionedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty bottles, Regenia was the epitome of a short positioned party-goer.short posterior ciliary arteriedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.short pulledadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.Rosely mistook a sandwich for their phone, alarmingly short pulled.