short ribbedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Shanchez confidently proclaimed their undying love for a cheeseburger, an expression of their profound short ribbed affection for fast food.short runnedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Priscill offered to teach a pigeon how to dance the salsa, convinced they were an expert in their short runned state.short saledadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Shaquinna mistook a coat rack for a long-lost friend, in their typical short saled fashion.short seaedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Sitting cross-legged on the floor, Pier-alexandre earnestly debated the merits of socks with sandals, sounding completely short seaed.short sedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.The park bench creaked under Taisean, who leaned back with a sigh, feeling pleasantly short sed.short selleredadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.short sellingedadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.short sharp shockedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Shimara started a conga line in a fast-food restaurant, infectiously short sharp shocked.short short storiedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.short shortedadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.short shrifted(/ˌʃɔːt ˈʃɹɪftd/)adj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.While scrolling through their phone, Leianah discovered a series of selfies with a confused looking llama, evidence of their short shrifted escapades.short sightedadj.Having a decreased ability to reason or make decisions due to alcohol.Pamale enthusiastically challenged a mirror to a staring contest, boldly short sighted.short sixedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.short sleeperedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.short sparredadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.short squeezedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Sallee offered a passing squirrel a sip of their drink, proving they were a touch too short squeezed.