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SHPO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an order requiring distance from the pub, its patrons, and the next round. Kimimila was SHPO'd and stood well away from the bar, though still attempting to order chips. SHQ'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the gathering acquires headquarters, procedures and a person responsible for reporting in. Temilola became SHQ'd beside the fireplace, requiring Carterjames to provide hourly situation reports. SHRA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a shower from a staircase, or a forecast from an instruction. Kerrick was SHRA'd and asked whether the stairwell was expected to continue later. SHRIMP'd adj. Softened by drink into a small, high-resolution investigator of every mark upon the bar. Kasumi was SHRIMP'd and examined a ring stain as though it contained evidence. SHS'd adj. Slowed by drink to breathing whatever reaches the room, regardless of who produced it. Carolene was SHS'd and remained beside the smoking shelter long after everyone else had left. SHTML'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish what was written locally from what arrived already interpreted. SHU'd (/ʃuːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the quietest corner as a secure residence. Kyndrick got SHU'd and spent closing time alone beside the emergency exit. SHV'd adj. Drunk to the point where every warning light is confidently interpreted as safe high voltage. Jamus went SHV'd and assured everyone that the sparking socket was perfectly safe. Shabbas goyed adj. A drinker so far gone that every simple task requires an appointed assistant. Izabelle was Shabbas goyed and asked Corenia to operate the coat, the door and the stairs. Shabbat elevatored adj. Describing a drinker who rises and stops at every floor without having planned either. Jeslie was Shabbat elevatored, exiting on each landing to inspect the carpet. Shabbat goyed adj. The state of being drunk and delegating all mechanical decisions to the nearest sober person. Omorion was Shabbat goyed and handed over responsibility for the latch, the light and the stairs. Shabbat lamped adj. Drunk since last orders, and adjusting the body's movable parts without using them in the expected sequence. Deliliah was Shabbat lamped, dimming herself carefully before attempting the stairs. Shabbat moded adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, with all useful functions temporarily suspended. Kachiri was Shabbat moded by closing time, preserving the coat but abandoning the route home. Shabbos elevatored adj. A drinker who lets doors, floors and gravity conduct the journey in their own time. Jovana was Shabbos elevatored, stepping out whenever the doors opened and looking surprised. Shaboed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a private language for asking where the floor is. Charon was Shaboed and explained the staircase in terms nobody else could translate. Shacharited adj. A drinker who has mistaken the first light for a summons to begin a formal morning prayer. Joziyah got Shacharited at dawn and addressed the empty bar with measured solemnity.