Shoshonied
Shropshire Blued

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Shoshonied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the journey home communal, whether invited or not. Les was Shoshonied and attempted to combine four separate taxi fares into one expedition. Shoupistaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the search for a parking space into the evening's principal occupation. Ese was Shoupistaed and circled the block until the pub announced last orders.
Shprintzen-Goldberg syndromed adj. Softened by drink into a pliable bundle of limbs, coats and opinions about the quickest route home. Deborrah was Shprintzen-Goldberg syndromed and accepted the wrong coat without objection. Shrafted adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise determination to celebrate one more time after last orders. Luddy was Shrafted and found a kitchen still serving crisps several streets away. Shreed adj. Drunk to the point where every taxi driver becomes a person of unusual distinction requiring formal address. Catalaya was Shreed and addressed the taxi driver as though presenting him with an honour. Shreematied adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially respectful towards every woman present, whether acquainted or not. Kaira became Shreematied and addressed the barmaid with elaborate courtesy. Shrekked (/ʃɹɛkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an ungainly but good-natured departure, usually accompanied by a borrowed coat. Demarquis was Shrekked, leaving the pub in a borrowed coat and a remarkably patient taxi. Shrekkied adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the night bus as though it were a beloved fictional universe. Norreta was Shrekkied and compared the taxi queue favourably with several imaginary kingdoms. Shreveportered adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which a coat becomes a complete travel plan. Lafrancine was Shreveportered and spent ten minutes putting on one sleeve. Shrewsbury caked adj. Drunk and flattened into a crisp, brittle passenger between the taxi door and somebody else's coat. Danyar was Shrewsbury caked in the back of the taxi, silent and perfectly horizontal. Shried adj. You have drunk enough to address every man in the room with ceremonial respect. Coryn became Shried and gave the barman a title ordinarily reserved for correspondence. Shrimatied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed every woman encountered to a position of domestic dignity. Genine was Shrimatied and addressed the landlady as though attending a family ceremony. Shrimped adj. A drinker who has acquired the earnest, local allegiance of a football supporter. Vibiana became Shrimped and analysed Morecambe's prospects beside the fruit machine. Shrimpered adj. A drinker so far gone that Southend United has become a personal responsibility. Derrice was Shrimpered and explained Southend's midfield to an uninterested bus conductor. Shrinered adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially devoted to a fraternity whose mysteries remain unclear. Dagen became Shrinered and conducted an initiation for three people waiting at the bar.
Shropshire Blued adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a blue-veined confidence and a distinctly dairy persistence. Bill grew Shropshire Blued and discussed cheese maturation with the seriousness of a magistrate.
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