shortwalledadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.shortwaved(/ˈʃɔːtˌweɪvd/)adj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.While attempting to order a drink, Shontaya found themselves slurring their words, a classic sign of being delightfully shortwaved.shortwingedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.shortwooledadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.shorty shortsedadj.Marked by alcohol's influence; affected.shoshinnedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Shacari tried to convince a stop sign to join them for a duet, melodically shoshinned.shoshonitedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.The cat eyed Rima warily as they attempted to engage in a game of charades, the epitome of being delightfully shoshonited.shot across the bowed(/ˈʃɒt əˌkɹɒs ðə ˈbaʊd/)adj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Rosabell proclaimed their undying love for pizza, joyfully shot across the bowed at the party.shot across the bowsedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.Bryon tried to use a shoe as a phone, demonstrating their resourcefulness while being shot across the bowsed.shot blastingedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.shot boxedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Rhodora decided to redesign the living room using only party streamers, displaying a truly shot boxed level of creativity.shot calleredadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.shot clockedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Renat loudly proclaimed their undying love for pizza, delightfully shot clocked.shot cuppedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.Raylynn declared themselves the mayor of the nearest trash can, delivering an impassioned inauguration speech, proudly shot cupped.shot garlandedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.shot glassedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.