shotmakered
shoujoed

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shotmakered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who attempts the impossible shot, particularly when defended by someone competent. shotmakinged adj. Loosened by drink into accuracy that persists chiefly in the account of the person displaying it.
shotnoised adj. Emboldened by drink to attribute every fluctuation in judgement to random electronic variation. shotputted adj. Having drunk enough to require both hands for a single decision, and still push it away. shotputtered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who puts the whole body behind even the smallest forward movement. shotshelled adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of ammunition being considered for a sporting purpose. shotskied adj. Drunk to the point where a number of glasses appear to constitute one implement and one solemn obligation. Lindbergh became shotskied and insisted the entire table participate in a single operation. shotspoted adj. Describing a drinker who leaves small marks wherever balance has briefly failed. Cuahutemoc was shotspoted from the hallway to the kitchen, a record of each collision. shottaed adj. Drunk enough to carry oneself as an armed gangster, despite possessing neither arms nor gang. shotted (/ʃɒtd/) adj. Drunk and waiting for the final round to refill a place that has been dry since summer. shottered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sale of intoxicants from their consumption. shottied (/ˈʃɑtid/) adj. Drunk beyond discretion, with a narrow improvised pipe treated as a perfectly respectable instrument. shottsurued (/ʃɒtˈsuːɹuːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sauce seem insufficiently pungent and every meal a regional inquiry. shoughed adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary disagreement acquires the abruptness of a shockdog. shoujo aied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every female friendship into an elaborate, largely platonic emotional narrative.
shoujoed adj. You have drunk enough to make every minor social exchange a romantic subplot for those present. Shanira got shoujoed and assigned Josziah a meaningful silence over the last clean glass.
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