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show tuned adj. Drunk to a degree that converts ordinary remarks into numbers from an imaginary stage musical. show windowed adj. You are drunk and exhibiting your possessions to passers-by as though the pavement were a retail frontage. show-and-telled adj. Emboldened by drink to present personal possessions and provide their history without invitation. show-erred adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a brief fall of rain for a personal demonstration. show-glassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying each glass as though it contained an exhibit. Jaxonjames was show-glassed, presenting the empty tumbler to the room. show-goered adj. Emboldened by drink to attend every spectacle personally, including arguments visible from the pavement. show-offed adj. Still drunk, and demonstrating prowess chiefly by locating the light switch. show-offeried adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert exhibitionism into a prolonged demonstration of pouring water. show-outed adj. Having drunk enough to signal that the coast is clear, although only the biscuit tin approaches. Traeh show-outed the biscuit tin, solemnly indicating that the kitchen was safe to approach. show-stoned adj. Having drunk more than enough to consult a crystal ball before choosing between tea and toast. Ajai became show-stoned and sought the crystal ball's advice on toast. show-stoppered adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of bringing the journey home to a positive halt. show-throughed adj. You have drunk enough to see yesterday's printed matter through every explanation you offer. show-upped adj. You are drunk and presenting the same acquaintance for identification at intervals. Alfair became show-upped, introducing Kruize as the suspect for a second time. showabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made the contents of every pocket available for public inspection. Casey-marie became showabilitied, displaying receipts, keys and one inexplicable button. showabled adj. Drunk beyond keeping any opinion private, and displaying it to whoever is nearest. showacened adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company tracking an exceptionally long, branching trail of explanations. Yita became showacened and lost three listeners before reaching the end of the chemical story.