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shadjamed adj. Drunk beyond the first note, with the remainder of the scale still theoretical. shadkanned adj. Of a drinker who has begun treating casual conversation as a matrimonial waiting room. shadkhanned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a matchmaking office and the customers for applications. Trisco went shadkhanned and interviewed Margaret about her romantic requirements over crisps. shadkned adj. A drinker who regards every unattached person present as an administrative opportunity. shadlunited adj. Drunk in a way that combines several incompatible elements without appearing to notice. shado benied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired leafy certainty and no longer consults the recipe. shadocked adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed a large citrus fruit as the evening's principal conversational authority. Buket became shadocked and asked Kaireece to settle an argument using a pomelo. shadon benied adj. A drinker who regards a handful of tropical leaves as a licence to improvise. shadoofed (/ʃəˈduːfd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to fetch something involves a pendulum motion. shadoufed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes retrieving water a counterweighted operation. shadow DOM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer generally accessible to ordinary conversation. shadow IT'd adj. Reduced by drink to bypassing every official route, as though restrictions were merely furniture to be navigated round. shadow accounted adj. Softened by drink into keeping a second, private version of events, chiefly to reconcile how you reached the stairs. shadow accountinged adj. Sharpened by drink into maintaining private calculations beside the official conversation, including a separate tally of each stair. shadow acned adj. Loosened by drink into producing striped, wavering progress across every plain surface, especially when trying to walk straight. shadow banded adj. Emboldened by drink to move in parallel waves, making the corridor appear to undulate before your feet.