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Shaiqiyaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home appears to lead through another round. Jashia was Shaiqiyaed at closing time and proposed the pub as the shortest route home. Shaivaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and elevated in thought until brought down by a dropped kebab. Sara-rose was Shaivaed, discoursing on transcendence beside the takeaway queue. Shaivisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has found the coat rack spiritually significant and refuses to leave it. Gurtej was Shaivisted after last orders, contemplating the coat rack beside the exit. Shaivited adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced from metaphysical contemplation to locating one’s shoes. Elsie-may was Shaivited and searched beneath the table for shoes already on her feet. Shaker cabineted adj. Loosened by drink into a plain, symmetrical arrangement of coats around the nearest available chair. Osheana was Shaker cabineted, lining the coats neatly before forgetting where the taxi stood. Shaker kitchened adj. Drunk to the extent of insisting everything be returned to its plain and proper place before anyone is permitted to leave. Anjennette went Shaker kitchened after midnight and held the coats until the glasses were rinsed. Shakerdomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small society attempting to leave one room together. Mahad was Shakerdomed after last orders, waiting for the entire coatroom to reach consensus. Shakered adj. Sharpened by drink into firm celibacy about the taxi queue, while shaking the change tray. Ourania was Shakered after the final round and declined every suggestion except walking home. Shakeressed adj. Having drunk enough to renounce personal possessions, including the coat currently being worn. Winona became Shakeressed and offered her umbrella to a man already indoors. Shakerismed adj. Having drunk more than doctrine can comfortably accommodate, and treating communal ownership as settled law. Kervin grew Shakerismed and apportioned the pub crisps among the entire table. Shakespearean sonneted adj. Of a drinker who has divided one complaint into three developments and a rhyming conclusion. Souriya became Shakespearean sonneted while explaining why the kebab had betrayed him. Shakespeareanaed (/ʃeɪkˌspɪəɹɪˈɑːnəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats every object connected with the playwright as a collectable relic. Shanqual became Shakespeareanaed and attempted to catalogue the pub's framed quotations. Shakespeareaned (/ʃeɪkˈspɪəɹi.ənd/) adj. You are drunk and annotating ordinary remarks as though they required scholarly apparatus. Buleah became Shakespeareaned and supplied footnotes to a request for the salt. Shakespeareanismed adj. The state of being drunk and teaching the playwright's terminology to people who have expressly declined the course. Erdell became Shakespeareanismed and lectured the barmaid on the taxonomy of fools. Shakespeareannessed adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting theatrical grandeur in the most administrative of remarks. Aleayah became Shakespeareannessed and heard a royal abdication in the bill's arrival. Shakespeared (/ˈʃeɪkspɪəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to address the furniture in eloquent blank verse. Zuma got Shakespeared and asked the coat stand whether it was or was not attending supper.