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Shakespearemaniaed adj. Emboldened by drink to recommend the complete works to persons who merely asked for directions. Jeremiaha became Shakespearemaniaed and offered the cyclist a synopsis instead of an address. Shakespearesed adj. Slowed by drink to speaking in ceremonious inversions, each requiring a patient reconstruction. Vernada became Shakespearesed and took forty seconds to request another half. Shakespearianaed adj. A drinker who mistakes incidental theatrical associations for items worthy of preservation. Kaiwen grew Shakespearianaed and wrapped the menu in a napkin for posterity. Shakespearianed adj. Of a drinker: unable to hear a simple exchange without locating a tragedy, a comedy, or both. Jordany went Shakespearianed and found tragic structure in the queue for the lavatory. Shakespearianismed adj. The condition of a drinker who converts casual conversation into a curriculum in Elizabethan expression. Ivana grew Shakespearianismed and assigned the table roles from a tragedy. Shakespeariannessed adj. Loosened by drink into finding literary significance in hats, receipts, and other available evidence. Blaken grew Shakespeariannessed and interpreted a lost hat as a sign of destiny. Shakespearismed adj. Drunk and converting every available conversation into admiration for the playwright's vocabulary. Wafi became Shakespearismed and praised the barman's use of the word nearly. Shakespearolatered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary enthusiasm, and petitioning the playwright for guidance on supper. Malic became Shakespearolatered and asked which tragedy best accompanied a sausage roll. Shakespearolatried adj. Drunk beyond reasoned admiration, with every quotation received as a minor revelation. Cecely became Shakespearolatried and applauded a misremembered line about the weather. Shakespearologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark is classified, cross-referenced, and attributed to the playwright. Avrumy became Shakespearologied and annotated the conversation on the back of a receipt. Shakespearologisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns casual recollection into a poorly supervised research project. Duvier became Shakespearologisted and interviewed the barman about authorship controversies. Shakesperanaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a quotation on a coaster has acquired museum status. Jaro became Shakesperanaed and guarded the marked coaster from ordinary use. Shakhaed adj. Loosened by drink into a school of ancient learning with one pupil and no curriculum. Navian was Shakhaed, lecturing the lamps on texts nobody had brought. Shaking Quakered adj. A drinker who wakes reverently beside the bed, trembling at the prospect of water. Duice was Shaking Quakered, kneeling beside the kettle and waiting for it to reveal the morning. Shakspeareanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who teaches obsolete theatrical terminology with the authority of a disappointed don. Cathlena became Shakspeareanismed and explained the difference between a fool and a clown. Shakspearianismed adj. Reduced by drink to conducting a private seminar on stagecraft for the benefit of the coat rack. Hareld became Shakspearianismed and discussed entrances with the closed lavatory door.