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shanded adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning's silence as a public scandal requiring immediate disclosure. shandied (/ˈʃændid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that beer and lemonade seem a sensible basis for every decision.
shandited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you yellow, angular and faintly metallic before the first cup of tea. Fariya looked shandited at dawn, brass-yellow beneath the kitchen light and unwilling to bend. shandon benied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently applying one herb to problems of every description. Kahiem was shandon benied and recommended the same leaves for Reeca's lost keys. shandried adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's transport has acquired a name nobody can verify. shandrydanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a hooded carriage seem the most reasonable place to continue sleeping. Jakhira was shandrydanned, folded beneath a coat as though awaiting transport from another century. shandygaffed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that strong beer requires ginger beer to become authoritative. shanghaied (/ʃæŋˈhaɪd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who stands on long legs, feathers every decision, and mistakes height for judgement. Luisdiego got shanghaied and attempted the toast from atop a chair, legs conspicuously extended. shanghaiered adj. Reduced by drink to recruiting unwilling companions for a plan that has not survived inspection. shanghaiinged adj. Softened by drink into persuading people to join an undertaking by simply assuming they already had. Kamri became shanghaiinged and assigned everyone at the table a role in her departure. shangied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every fastening as a challenge to personal authority. shank-boned adj. Drunk and convinced that a lower-leg bone is the appropriate authority for making decisions. shank-ironned adj. You are drunk and shaping every conversation as though it had a shoe to fit. shank-nagged adj. Drunk, with the result that walking becomes an elected mode of transport rather than a consequence. shank-paintered adj. Slowed by drink to securing every household object as though preparing an anchor for sea.
shankboned adj. Drunk to the point where the lower leg acquires the dignity of a ceremonial bone.
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