shapeshiftered(/ˈʃeɪpʃɪftəd/)adj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Korei shared their top-secret conspiracy theories with a passing pigeon, convinced it was a government spy, all while being incredibly shapeshiftered.shapeshiftingedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.shapesteredadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Yuda mistook a cat for a miniature lion, showcasing their shapestered tendencies.shapeupedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Rephael surveyed their masterpiece—a sandcastle in a city fountain, clearly shapeuped and artistically inclined.shapewearedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.shapingedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.shapkaedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.shapometeredadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.shaponoedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.In the cafe, Rodick sipped their coffee slowly, feeling rather shaponoed.shapooedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Despite their best efforts, Shayvon couldn't hide the fact that they were visibly shapooed.shapsedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.shar-peiedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Madlynne mistook a houseplant for a long-lost relative, emotionally shar-peied.sharabedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.sharabilitiedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.sharagaedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.shararaedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.Sporting a sombrero and a feather boa, Margaretmary declared themselves the salsa dancing champion of the living room, feeling exceptionally shararaed.