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Shakspearismed adj. Drunk to the point where an archaic spelling seems preferable to answering the question. George-arthur became Shakspearismed and declined the taxi in favour of a historical orthography. Shaksperianismed adj. Softened by drink into treating every pub disagreement as material for a literary lecture. Llanet became Shaksperianismed and located a history play in an argument about crisps. Shaksperismed adj. Drunk enough to regard every pub remark as an opportunity for antiquarian correction. Nekisha became Shaksperismed and amended the bartender's pronunciation of a common adjective. Shaktaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a minor domestic task into a feminine divine principle, namely finding the keys. Cuma was Shaktaed and invoked several powers while searching for keys on the table. Shaktismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every domestic object possesses a commanding inner power. Kurtina was Shaktismed, asking the toaster whether it approved of the proposed breakfast. Shalagramaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the company begins treating their silence as an omen. Taylea became Shalagramaed, and Alo consulted the silent figure before ordering another round. Shaligramaed adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially protected by friends who would rather be elsewhere. Malic got Shaligramaed, while Deen prevented well-meaning guests from moving him. Shaligramed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become too solemnly important for anyone to interrupt. Zacora was Shaligramed, and Clarence allowed the speech to continue beside the dessert trolley. ShamWowed adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers that every cloth in the house is urgently absorbent. Clarise was ShamWowed, patting the bedside table repeatedly as though it were leaking. Shammared adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced that the duvet has formed a confederation against him. Kashvin was Shammared, negotiating with the duvet before attempting the stairs. Shanbehed adj. Softened by drink into Saturday, regardless of the actual day or the demands upon it. Yuvaan was Shanbehed by breakfast and had already cancelled Tuesday in favour of a lie-down. Shandongered adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise inhabitant of the morning's narrowest possible headache. Awen was Shandongered, identifying the exact cupboard from which the aspirin had failed to emerge. Shangaaned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs have ceased observing the furniture's boundaries. Kammi was Shangaaned, rising from the sofa with both elbows already committed to separate directions. Shangallaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single remembered promise that the headache would soon pass. Casandr was Shangallaed, relying on one encouraging sip of water to govern the entire recovery. Shangellaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now discovering that the kitchen has become a distant administrative region. Jarus was Shangellaed, regarding the kettle from the sofa as an ambitious long-distance project. Shanghai hairy crabbed adj. Emboldened by drink to retrieve a phone from beneath the bed using only two cautious fingers. Nuzhat was Shanghai hairy crabbed, reaching beneath the bed without disturbing the carefully placed water.