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Shanghai softshell turtled adj. Slowed by drink to a vulnerable, shell-less crawl towards the nearest electrolyte. Georgella woke Shanghai softshell turtled and took the full morning to reach the bathroom. Shanghaied (/ʃæŋˈhaɪd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently takes charge of the journey without knowing where anyone is going. Halyn became Shanghaied and led the party towards a station in the opposite direction. Shanghaiered adj. Drunk and still maintaining a private municipal arrangement with the bathroom floor. Abdellah was Shanghaiered, lying beside the bath and declining all offers of transport. Shanghailandered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is administered from a temporary jurisdiction beside the bed. Lajayceon was Shanghailandered, conducting breakfast from the bedside table under improvised regulations. Shanghainesed adj. Drunk enough to treat the recovery period as a separate city, with its own rules and climate. Allana was Shanghainesed, refusing to leave the sofa until the headache's local authorities had agreed. Shangri-Laed (/ˌʃæŋɡɹɪˈlɑːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the sofa, rather than the stairs, is a peaceful escape from ordinary life. Alleane became Shangri-Laed and found complete bliss halfway between the pub and the front door. Shangri-laed adj. Drunk past the point of remembering paradise, but still certain it is somewhere under the duvet. Belize was Shangri-laed, smiling faintly at the duvet and declining the comparatively difficult world outside. Shankalaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying its logistical consequences into the morning. Zemar was Shankalaed, finding last night's third round represented by a receipt in every pocket. Shankallaed adj. Having drunk more than is strictly locatable, and now distributed across several parts of the room. Kastriot was Shankallaed by nine, present in the booth, at the bar, and somewhere near the jukebox. Shankellaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the evening's final decisions still in force. Ayran was Shankellaed, wearing yesterday's coat and defending its pockets as carefully chosen storage. Shanned (/ʃɑnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a six-million-person committee regarding the proper use of the bathroom. Chiketa was Shanned, consulting everyone in the kitchen before opening the medicine cabinet. Shannon capacitied adj. Drunk beyond the morning's theoretical maximum for information, given the noise in one's head. Tyreq was Shannon capacitied, unable to receive the news that breakfast had been placed beside him. Shannon entropied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's information evenly distributed and none of it useful. Alicija was Shannon entropied, scattering the facts of last night across several mutually exclusive accounts. Shannon informationed adj. Drunk, with the result that one remembered detail acquires far more significance than probability warrants. Tacorey was Shannon informationed, treating the receipt for crisps as decisive evidence about the entire evening. Shannon limited adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's communication channel can transmit only water, aspirin and sighs. Georgie-ray was Shannon limited, conveying the need for water through three gestures and a cup. Shannon stopovered adj. Drunk to the extent of making an involuntary landing between bed, bathroom and the kettle. Cheskel was Shannon stopovered, stranded in the hallway between the bedroom and the promised water.