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shaving soaped adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved a hard, lathering certainty and intends to apply it everywhere. Dnae became shaving soaped and produced a brush for a face nobody had offered. shaving sticked adj. Reduced by drink to a portable bar of soap, carried ceremoniously from room to room. Balaji became shaving sticked and presented the soap as a travel document at the door. shaving tooled adj. Softened by drink into an implement for removing minute imperfections from objects that were already finished. Thomson got shaving tooled and trimmed the edge of a receipt for nearly an hour. shaving towelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a cloth, prepared to dry the face of anyone who comes within reach. shaving-cupped adj. Loosened by drink into a divided vessel, retaining hot water, soap and no clear purpose. shaving-grassed adj. Emboldened by drink to become a weed of the old school, spreading modestly across the garden and refusing assistance. shavinged (/ˈʃeɪvɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence comes away in thin, unusable slivers. Umberto got shavinged and produced fragments of an anecdote until the bell rang. shavved adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe sorrel borscht as the proper conclusion to every discussion. Olamilekan got shavved and ordered sorrel soup for a table that had requested pudding. shawabtied adj. Loosened by drink into a figurine-like assistant, willing to undertake any chore postponed until the hereafter. Ayelin grew shawabtied and accepted responsibility for everyone's coats without protest. shawarmaed (/ʃəˈwɑɹməd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat a modest filled wrap as an object of state, requiring inspection, folding and immediate consumption. shawed (/ʃɔːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small wood: dense, rustling and difficult to leave. shawirmaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a regional sandwich from a formal communiqué, and eating both with equal seriousness. shawl goated adj. A drinker who has become soft, expensive, and unexpectedly difficult to move from the corner. shawl materialed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires a soft, decorative surface and no useful structure. Earna became shawl materialed and embroidered the taxi arrangements until nobody knew where they stood. shawl patterned adj. The state of being drunk and displaying a bright, fussy arrangement of opinions across otherwise plain conversation. Aliceia got shawl patterned and decorated the quietest remarks with several unnecessary colours. shawl strapped adj. The condition of a drinker who has made two friends carry the evening, one on either side.