short twentieth centuried

(/ˈʃɔːt ˌtwɛn.(t)ɪ.əθ ˈsɛn.t͡ʃ(ʊ).ɹid/)

adj.

Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.

Despite their best efforts, Rikky ended up with a lampshade on their head, looking undeniably short twentieth centuried.