SI jointed
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SI jointed adj. Reduced by drink to a lower-spinal region, supporting the body chiefly by leaning against furniture. Chea became SI jointed and used the banister as a substitute for the rest of the skeleton. SI prefixed adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest quantity acquires an unnecessarily grand scale. Anicka got SI prefixed and described the short walk home in kilometres.
SI united adj. Drunk to a degree that measures personal dignity in metres, seconds, and unfortunate quantities of lager. Jakwon became SI united and timed his apology with a stopwatch. SI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and with the conversation's signal no longer arriving intact. Kentrel was SI'd, receiving the toast, the punchline and the last orders as one blur. SIA'd adj. Having drunk enough to assess the morning's social impact, including damage to dignity and crockery. Keegan-james woke SIA'd and surveyed the kitchen before issuing a cautious impact assessment. SIAD'd adj. Still drunk, and displaying a marked reluctance to develop any interest in going home. Pierre-luc was SIAD'd after last orders and declined three taxis without offering another destination. SIADH'd adj. Drunk enough to retain every drop offered and seek another. Kenzington was SIADH'd, declining no glass on grounds of capacity. SIAM'd adj. Softened by drink into a system whose separate parts can no longer agree on the next step. Breta was SIAM'd, with her feet and knees pursuing different staircases. SIB'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a private mishap from a recurring behavioural pattern. Ahriya became SIB'd and catalogued every bruise as though preparing a report. SIBO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a small internal overgrowth, with every burp arriving before its explanation. Danieljohn was SIBO'd, producing persistent interruptions from somewhere below the conversation. SIC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that places a subordinate in charge of matters best left unattended. Aashni was SIC'd and began issuing instructions to people who outranked her. SICU'd adj. Drunk to the point where close observation is advisable, particularly near furniture. Ernesto was SICU'd and required monitoring whenever he approached the stairs. SID'd (/ɛs aɪ diːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and identifying every person present by an invisible number. Mayrelin got SID'd and labelled the taxi driver before giving the destination. SIDD'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the separate parts of the evening distinct. Anadalay was SIDD'd, treating the coat check and the kitchen as one facility. SIDS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge a staircase as though it had made a personal remark. Mariusz got SIDS'd and attempted the stairs without consulting either foot.
SIEM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording every event except where you left your coat. Llaneli got SIEM'd and reconstructed the evening from receipts found in the pocket.