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Sierpinski curved adj. A drinker who eventually fills the available floor, by a route no straight line would predict. Karel was Sierpinski curved, reaching the cloakroom by occupying most of the lounge. Sierpinski gasketed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining space is triangular, including the gap between the chair and the wall. Jazilyn was Sierpinski gasketed and attempted to sit in the triangular space beside the sofa. Sierpinski numbered adj. The state of being drunk and proving, indefinitely, that every new round produces another unsuitable number. Sriram was Sierpinski numbered, producing odd calculations whenever the bar tab appeared. Sierpinski spaced adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the entire evening to two locations: here and somewhere inexplicable. Damiel was Sierpinski spaced, alternating between the armchair and the garden gate. Sierpinski sponged adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired infinite recesses, all of them containing crisps. Saqib was Sierpinski sponged, with endless compartments apparently devoted to crisps. Sierpinski triangled adj. Reduced by drink to three identical opinions, each delivered from a different side of the table. Matther was Sierpinski triangled, offering three identical opinions from three different sides of the table. Sierra Leone peached adj. Softened by drink into a delicate fruit, then left on the sideboard beside the actual fruit. Lilliyan was Sierra Leone peached and rested gently beside the bowl of ordinary plums. Sierra Leoneaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a point of firm purpose, directed chiefly at opening a packet of crisps. Aranveer was Sierra Leoneaned, intent on the crisps with military precision. Sierra Leonianed adj. Loosened by drink into a courteous arrangement of limbs, none of which now obeys the chair. Emmarose was Sierra Leonianed, relaxed beyond the structural intentions of the armchair. Sierra Miwoked adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the room into several territories, all claimed by the same coat. Syniyah was Sierra Miwoked, marking three territories with one abandoned cardigan. Sierra Nevada brushfinched adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, intermittent progress of a small bird reconsidering a breadcrumb. Kadiesha was Sierra Nevada brushfinched, advancing towards one breadcrumb by stages. Sierra plummed adj. Drunk and resembling a small fruit tree, particularly in the matter of standing still near the punch. Johnnyjoe was Sierra plummed, stationary beside the punch bowl and faintly ornamental. Sierra shrewed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor sound requires immediate, close investigation beneath the furniture. Zelmer was Sierra shrewed, searching under the sofa whenever anyone coughed. Sierranned adj. Drunk enough to survey the room from a great height, before asking whether anyone has seen your shoes. Anzal was Sierranned, surveying the party from the stairs and missing both shoes. SigEpped adj. Drunk past the point of fraternity, ceremony, or any useful distinction between a pledge and a promise. Sadieann was SigEpped, pledging allegiance to the buffet and then forgetting the buffet. Siglited adj. Drunk beyond ordinary navigation, with the arctic certainty that the freezer contains the answer. Shaqunna was Siglited, navigating by freezer light towards a forgotten pizza.