simoomed(/sɪˈmuːmd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Shahmeer embarked on a quest to find the legendary "Golden Taco", convinced it held the key to enlightenment in their simoomed state.simoonedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.simorgedadj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.simorghedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.In a moment of clarity, Shanyse tried to explain the complexities of time travel to a confused bartender, demonstrating their intellectual simorghed.simositiedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.simped(/sɪmpd/)adj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.simpered(/ˈsɪmpəd/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.simpereredadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Despite being undoubtedly simperered, Raydin somehow managed to navigate the dance floor with surprising grace.simperingedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Raiven attempted to organize a book club for pigeons, ambitiously simperinged.simphoniedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.simpkinnedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.simple Englishedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Sahmiyah declared their undying love for a bottle of ketchup, convincingly simple Englished.simple algebraedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.Ransford attempted to moonwalk down the street, looking both stylish and simple algebraed.simple connectednessedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.At the bar, Humara enthusiastically ordered another round, looking dangerously simple connectednessed.simple connectivitiedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.simple continued fractionedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Trying to hide a giggle, Quaseem failed miserably and was revealed to be completely simple continued fractioned.